i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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