69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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