how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was confusing and full of hummus
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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