i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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