explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How does it feel to date your dad?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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