their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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