I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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