Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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