you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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