So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Where is the hickey?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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