the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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