who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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