i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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