do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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