piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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