He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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