it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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