we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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