They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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