just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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