You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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