Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Someone signed my nipple.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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