It's Friday. Sex?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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