Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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