He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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