Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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