She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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