Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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