I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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