ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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