Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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