We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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