i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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