We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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