I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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