just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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