How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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