are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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