fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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