We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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