i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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