Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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