a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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