So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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