Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You need Xanax blowdarts
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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