Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
soo... how was my night?
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