i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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