Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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