She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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