there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
