So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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