I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
