Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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