i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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