508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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