the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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